Shhhhhhhhhh Not So Loud

This will finally be my last move for the next year. My heart hurts, my chest hurts, my back hurts, my hips hurt. Part of this is PMS the other part is stress and exhaustion. My local FWB is such a good guy and yet so painfully conservative that he has a difficult time giving me what I want because he finds it difficult to fuck his friend/coworkers sister. It doesn't help that he and I have completely opposite schedules. So yes, I'm also frustrated. I have two job interviews tomorrow and my dog has diarrhea again... This week+end is going to suck wholeheartedly. Can you please make me laugh?